Matt and I created a registry at Target yesterday. Yes, we know the wedding is still pretty far away, but we felt like walking around Target with a scanner, and now I have the ring to back it up.
So anyway, we had to sign up at the little kiosk thing, but then we went to the customer service desk to get the scanner. I handed the lady the paper that printed out and she said, "Oh, so you're getting married?"
I answered, "Yes, ma'am!"
And she seriously said, "Oooookay, if that's what you wanna do!"
Like, honestly? Sorry that you're old, unmarried and bitter, but yeah, we're happy and we want to get married. You need to keep your stupid opinions to yourself. You don't get to rain on our parade when we're newly engaged and excited.