I was in Old Navy the other day folding shirts near the flip flops and a girl ran over all excited about how cheap they were. In case anyone was wondering, they're two for $5. ALWAYS. Sometimes they're cheaper, but they're never more expensive.
So the girl is like, "Oh my gosh, we could get a pair for me and a pair for you! They're soooo cheap, Mom!"
"Yeah, well, I'm sure they don't have your size."
And she was correct, because the girl would need a girl-sized flip flop instead of a woman-sized flip flop.
I can see why she thought this though, because we don't have a huge selection right now.
Anyway, as they're looking for the girl's size, the mom says, "That's why they're so cheap, it's because they're almost out of them."
Except they're always that cheap.
Good try, though.
And the worst part was that the girl just accepted it as fact. She was like, "Oh, that makes sense."