For $3 (per person), you can have the distinct pleasure of getting into the train and taking a ride around the mall.
The whole mall.
And you're not on a track or anything.
So basically, there are a lot of opportunities for calamity here.
First of all, the train goes really fast. Like, faster than I feel like it should. Secondly, he turns the corners really quickly. I've legitimately witnessed people being forced to jump out of the way as he turns a corner too fast.
My next concern is that it's SO LOUD! Like, I can hear it when I'm inside Old Navy, which is unacceptable.
It's just ridiculous.