At Old Navy, we have toys and cutesy stuff up at the cash registers.
One thing we have there is noise putty, which is basically just gunk in a plastic container that makes noise when you squish it.
The most ridiculous thing happened the other day. A woman picked one of these up, and the person she was with asked, "What is that?"
And she answered, no lie: "I don't know, it's called 'Nosey Pudding.'"
I'm sorry, I just...can you not read?