Bumper stickers 3.0

Bumper stickers are gross and dumb always, but this is just so much worse!

I saw this yesterday when I was picking up my car from the mechanic. This is the FRONT of the car. What? Isn't the point of bumper stickers to make people read them while they're behind you on the road?

Like, I don't understand the goal here. Nobody driving at you is in sight long enough to read these. Maybe the owner wants his or her views to be visible to everyone who walks by the parked car, as I did.

Or, hey, maybe the bumper stickers are actually holding the car together!

Of course, duct tape could do a better job.

And duct tape wouldn't be as much of an eyesore.

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