So I got a phone call tonight.
It was some group affiliated with MSU asking me to donate some money to the senior gift.
My boyfriend was a telemarketer for a little while, so I understand that it's difficult. I was being super nice.
But then she tells me what the gift is.
Here's how she says it: "Most years, the gift is something like a park bench or a bird bath, and I know I wouldn't want my money going to something like that. But this year's gift is really great."
She then tells me about this year's gift, which is...wait for it...a new Sparty costume.
I seriously almost laughed out loud.
Sorry, but you are talking to the wroooooong girl.
"So would you like to donate $100?"