Wanna donate to the senior gift?

So I got a phone call tonight.

It was some group affiliated with MSU asking me to donate some money to the senior gift.

My boyfriend was a telemarketer for a little while, so I understand that it's difficult. I was being super nice.

But then she tells me what the gift is.

Here's how she says it: "Most years, the gift is something like a park bench or a bird bath, and I know I wouldn't want my money going to something like that. But this year's gift is really great."

She then tells me about this year's gift, which is...wait for it...a new Sparty costume.


I seriously almost laughed out loud.

Sorry, but you are talking to the wroooooong girl.

"So would you like to donate $100?"

"Haha, no."

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