4.26.2011

Wanna donate to the senior gift?

So I got a phone call tonight.

It was some group affiliated with MSU asking me to donate some money to the senior gift.

My boyfriend was a telemarketer for a little while, so I understand that it's difficult. I was being super nice.

But then she tells me what the gift is.

Here's how she says it: "Most years, the gift is something like a park bench or a bird bath, and I know I wouldn't want my money going to something like that. But this year's gift is really great."

She then tells me about this year's gift, which is...wait for it...a new Sparty costume.

........Really?

I seriously almost laughed out loud.

Sorry, but you are talking to the wroooooong girl.

"So would you like to donate $100?"

"Haha, no."

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