I'm really not trying to get a DUI tonight.

This chick was behind me in line at Speedway today, and she got a phone call.

She was trying to arrange a ride for tonight so she didn't have to drive, which was very responsible.

But one thing she said made me a little angry.

She said, "I really don't wanna drive cuz I ain't tryna get no DUI."

Excuse me, ma'am, I think you meant, "I really don't want to drive because I would like to be able to drink."

The first statement implies that you'll be drinking even if you do have to drive, and that's not exactly the way to go.


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