This chick was behind me in line at Speedway today, and she got a phone call.
She was trying to arrange a ride for tonight so she didn't have to drive, which was very responsible.
But one thing she said made me a little angry.
She said, "I really don't wanna drive cuz I ain't tryna get no DUI."
Excuse me, ma'am, I think you meant, "I really don't want to drive because I would like to be able to drink."
The first statement implies that you'll be drinking even if you do have to drive, and that's not exactly the way to go.