I am appalled at the number of status updates I've seen today about people going to the midnight showing of the newest movie in the Twilight franchise, Eclipse.
I'm not going to explain every reason I hate Twilight, but just know that I have read it and I hate it.
Stephenie Meyer is potentially the worst author in recent history.
There is absolutely no plot development or anything interesting that happens in these books.
People should probably read real literature or at least books that have interesting plots.
In conclusion, I leave you with "Alex Reads Twilight," a chapter-by-chapter commentary of the first Twilight book.
(Disclaimer: These videos include colorful language.)