I hate them.
Don't give me your crap about the fact that the children are the future. Of course they're the future. I realize that I used to be a child, and that I used to be a baby before I was a child.
I just don't want to be around your children. (Except yours, Melissa, your kids are the best.)
It has a lot to do with the fact that I used to work at a library, where parents would drop their kids off and go do their grocery shopping, leaving the children to wreak havoc on the books.
Now I work at Old Navy, and the parents there do nothing to discipline their children either!
I just really don't want your children yelling and screaming and generally being rude in my earshot. I'm not going to be able to have children if I hate them all. And then who will hate everyone?